Where's The Flux Capacitor?

[arranj]

Serious question this, and I may use this in a project I am currently working on.

"Where's The Flux Capacitor?"

please include all the ones I've heard before - I can't be arsed googleing them. I know Martin has some good ones.......

[jerzybondov]

Do you want the answers to the question of "where's the fc?", or a list of other stupid questions?

[A Van]

Flux what?

Sorry?

Not sure on the one...you thinking of the same car?

[arranj]

Yep - Al's got it. Just the answers please!

Also - please see the "cocaine" thread here : viewtopic.php?f=13&t=480

[jerzybondov]

It's here mate (pull out iPhone and run the app).

It's just getting serviced at the moment.

But I just tend to fake a laugh and then mumble something about being f*cking original...

[DeLorean Cars]

Yeah, the best answer of all is to pretend you have absolutely no knowledge of BTTF whatsoever and have never heard it before. That's a James RG original, and it takes a steely nerve to pull it off.

"I smashed it over the head of the last person who asked me that"

"I haven't heard that since next week" (usually elicits a response similar to a dog being shown a card trick)

"it's broken"

"you do realise that was a prop from the movie, and not fitted as standard to the other 8995 cars, don't you?"

"I prostrate myself at the feet of the world's greatest living comedian" *

"Someone hand me a corset for I fear my sides have split" *

( * Edmund Blackadder)

[tommy boy]

I tell them it's where it's supposed to be, on the back parcel shelf, and then i flick the switch and listen to the ooohs and aaaaahs

[RobvdVeer]

"The clux fapacitor?"

"No, the flux capacitor!"

"The duck applicator?"

"No, sorry, the FLUX capacitor"

"The crux of lassiter?"

"FLUX"

"Bucks?"

"F. L. U. X.!"

"You don't have to shout, i though you said flux"

"I did"

"What about it?"

"I asked where it was"

"What?"

"The capacitor"

"I though you were talking about flux"

"I AM"

"No need to get upset now. It IS a very nice day"

Oh.. Sod it.

[bozzzydmc]

PMSL !!!

Very Good !!

[RobvdVeer]

Improv and inspiration, my friend.. (thanks)