One for TT

[Chriss]

Don't know if anyone has seen this but read some of the 'customer reviews'...very funny

http://www.amazon.co.uk/Veet-Hair-Removal-Creme-200ml/dp/B000KKNQBK/ref=cm_cr_pr_product_top

[delorean12uk]

he does need that actually, he told me the other day he been suffering from 'Tag nuts' and 'Whinnits'
I think the 'ole woman' only allows him 2 sheets of toilet paper when he goes for his EMD, Waitross paper thats why. I bet none of you knew our TT is bit of a snob did you!!! none of this happy shopper or asda crap..........waitross mate.... only the best............infact he likes it so much he makes the 'ole woman' work there!!!

[tourettes tony]

lol you cock

[Chriss]

haha J I just thought TT would wanna go hairless all over .... now we could turn him upside down and not notice any difference

Anyways I thought it was funny,,,if you lot didn't

Veet for men hair removal....my fav has to be the first review...

"Being a loose cannon who does not play by the rules the first thing I did was ignore the warning and smear this all over my knob and bollocks. The bollocks I knew and loved are gone now. In their place is a maroon coloured bag of agony which sends stabs of pain up my body every time it grazes against my thigh or an article of clothing. I am suffering so that you don't have to. Heed my lesson. DO NOT PUT ON KNOB AND BOLLOCKS.

(I am giving this product a 5 because despite the fact that I think my bollocks might fall off, they are now completely hairless.) "

and classics like

"when i used this on my spuds it was epic.

now looks like the last chicken in sainsburys. look like a porn star mind but the missis love juggling them now."

Or

"Unfortunately I was subjected to pain tantamount to that of having a mustard coated cactus violently inserted up ones rectum, followed by intensive plastic surgery to the point where I now look like Michael Jackson straining for a dump. I award it 4 stars as, despite the physical pain and mental torture, I do get the extra 5 minutes in bed every morning as my long absence from work led to me being fired."

[jamesrguk]

Not since Steve McQueen entered the 'Towering Inferno' has a human object burnt so intensely.

I applied the cream to my spuds and within 24 seconds my orbs were throbbing.

Imagine being dragged naked down the autobahn in Germany behind an F1 car. That is exactly how my seed sack felt.

On the plus side, my nuts are totally foliage-free. On the down side Ill never be a Father.

[MrTea]

Did anyone else notice the comically titled Customers Who Bought This products, e.g. http://www.amazon.co.uk/Nads-Hair-Removal-Cream-200ml/dp/B003JFJF5E/ref=pd_sim_d_1