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[delorean12uk]

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[Darren C]

very good!

It took them until now to find the Horse Meat in the Italian ready meals due to the type of cheese they used.

Mascarpone

[bandit]

Ha ha very good Darren

[Dangermouse]

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[Chriss]

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[MikeWard]

[Dangermouse]

From an email an american colleague got from a scottish friend:

Still having a bit of trouble after eating one of the Tesco's burgers
containing horsemeat. My condition is now stable, I have had the trots
but it didn’t last furlong. After overcoming a few hurdles, I'm odds
on to make a full recovery, although the doctor said it was a bit like
closing the stable door after the horse has bolted!

Tesco say they're out of stock on burgers but they've got a fresh
delivery coming in at 10 to 1.

HMV gift cards now being accepted at Tesco. Just tell them HMV stands
for Horse Meat Voucher.

To eat or not to eat a Tesco burger?..........That is equestrian.

If you think Tesco's horse burgers are bad, you should try their quarter
pandas.

Tesco are giving treble points on your Clubcard for all burgers and
petrol, starting Monday. The deal is called ‘Only Fuel and Horses’.

Anyone know what I can do with 100 boxes of Tesco burgers I've been
saddled with?

Just got a batch of 200 Tesco beef burgers cheap, it only cost me a
pony.

Prices are going through the hoof in my area.

New kids food found in budget supermarket ……..My Lidl pony.

Had a Tesco burger the other day but it gave me the trots.

Tesco are expecting burger sales to go down initially......but not
furlong.

Apparently they've now refused to name their mane supplier.

Tesco PR department are having a bad mare day!

Tesco scored highly in a recent Gallop Poll.

Tesco Burgers - low in fat - high in Shergar.

I've just checked the sell by date on my Tesco burgers - and they're offffff!

It's very stressful working on the meat counter at Tesco. Sometimes it
seems like I'm flogging a dead horse.

I had a burger last night and when I woke up this morning I still had a
bit between my teeth.

The girl in McDonalds asked me what I wanted on my burger. I said, "Five
pounds each way."

Despite the recent controversy, Tesco burger sales remain stable.

Traces of zebra have been found in Tesco bar codes.

Linda McCartney Sausages are now caught up in the scandal. Some have
been found to contain traces of uniquorn.

It turns out that the horses were molested before they were turned into
burgers. The police are asking anyone who knew Jimmy Saddle to come
forward.

If you've been put off Tesco's burgers, try their meat balls… They're
the dog’s bollocks!

What’s in this burger? It just jumped over my chips

My doctor told me to watch what I eat, so I went out and bought tickets for the Grand National.

Last night I ate a Tesco burger, an Iceland burger and an Aldi burger to find out which had the best taste. Tesco won by a short head.

I don’t know why there’s a fuss all of a sudden. There’s been horse meat in burgers for donkey’s years.

I like my burgers with a side saddle and neighonnaise.