Winter Olympics

[bandit]

Have you seen that German ski jumper, been on tonight, his name is Andreas Wank, pissed myself.

[Dan 6511]

Yeah saw that while waiting for top gear to come on, made me laugh

[RobvdVeer]

No wonder you guys cannot find the time to work. There's all kinds of UK names referring to sexual stuff. Cox (e,g. Courtney), Tit (bird), Ass (donkey), Bang (explosion), Fanny (a littke fan), Crack (a tear in the wall) , Pussy (a thing with whiskers and 4 paws), should i go on?


Rob

[ALEXAKOS]

No wonder you guys cannot find the time to work. There's all kinds of UK names referring to sexual stuff. Cox (e,g. Courtney), Tit (bird), Ass (donkey), Bang (explosion), Fanny (a littke fan), Crack (a tear in the wall) , Pussy (a thing with whiskers and 4 paws), should i go on?
Rob

Please do! hahahaha
Actually Rob there is a cultural issue behind it.
Every nation that has abundancy in something uses several words o describe it. Like there are 8 words for a horse in Saudi for example.

The British have many words for sex, while the Americans have 172 words for... Well... DICKS!
ankle spanke
baby-arm
beaver basher
penis sangbo nam rod
baby-maker
bell on a pole
beef whistle
boomstick
burrito
bishop
bratwurst
braciole
candle
captain
choad
chopper
cock
cranny axe
cum gun
custard launcher
dagger
deep-V diver
dick
dickie
ding dong mcdork
dingus
disco stick
dog head
drum stick
dong
donger
dork
dude piston
dragon
eggroll
Easy Rider
Excalibur
fang
ferret
flesh flute
flesh tower
foto
fire hose
fuck rod
fudge sickle
fun stick
groin ferret
giggle stick
goofy goober
hairy hotdog
heat-seeking moisture missile
helmet head
hose
hog
jackhammer
Jimmy
John
Johnson
John Thomas (dated)
joystick
kickstand
king sebastian
knob
krull the warrior king
lap rocket
leaky hose
lingam
little Alex
little Bob
little Elvis
lizard (as in "drain the...")
longfellow
love muscle
love rod
love stick
love whistle
luigi
manhood
man umbrella
meat popsicle
meat stick
meat sword
meat injection
member
meter long king kong dong
microphone
middle stump
mushroom head
mutton
netherrod
old boy
old fellow
old man
one-eyed anaconda
one-eyed trouser-snake (Australia, UK)
one-eyed monster
one-eyed wonder weasel
one-eyed yogurt slinger
pecker
Pedro
peepee (children's term)
Percy
peter
Pied Piper
Pig skin bus
pink oboe
pink torpedo
piss weasle
piston
plug
pnor
poinswatter
pork sword
prick
princess sophia
private eye
private part
purple-helmeted warrior of love
purple-headed yogurt flinger
quiver bone
rod
rod of pleasure
roundhead
sausage
sebastianic sword
schlong
schlong dongadoodle
schmuck, shmuck (Yiddish)
schnitzel
schwanz
schwarz
sea monster (as in "drain the...")
shaft
short arm
skin flute
soldier
spawn hammer
stick shift
sub
surfboard
Tallywhacker
Tan Bannana
tassle
third leg
thumper
thunderbird 3
thundersword
tinker
todger (Australia, UK)
tonk
tool
trouser snake
tubesteak
twig (& berries)
twinkie
uncle dick
vein
wand
wang
wang doodle
wanger
wee wee
whoopie stick
wiener
Wiener Schnitzel
wick
willy (children's term)
wing dang doodle
winkie (children's term)
yingyang
yogurt gun
diddle

[bandit]

Dunno about Brits having no time to work, anyone who sits & types a list like that has waaaaaaay too much time on their hands

[Tom H]

I have been following ski-jumping for a few years now and yes, A. Wank has been around a while now (he even has an Olympic silver medal in the team event!). I have found myself rooting for him many times simply because of his name lol.



What's even better is that there is another German ski jumper named Martin Koch (I wont give you any guesses to how it's pronounced), and on occasion he and Andreas have appeared on the results table right next to each other...
So you end up with:

Wank
Koch
or...
Koch
Wank

...in nice big letters on your TV screens.

[ALEXAKOS]

Dunno about Brits having no time to work, anyone who sits & types a list like that has waaaaaaay too much time on their hands

magic of google and copy / paste....
Sorry you did not catch my message there mates

[Dangermouse]

I have been following ski-jumping for a few years now and yes, A. Wank has been around a while now (he even has an Olympic silver medal in the team event!). I have found myself rooting for him many times simply because of his name lol.



What's even better is that there is another German ski jumper named Martin Koch (I wont give you any guesses to how it's pronounced), and on occasion he and Andreas have appeared on the results table right next to each other...
So you end up with:

Wank
Koch
or...
Koch
Wank

...in nice big letters on your TV screens.

Well done. Give that man a hand.

[A Van]

lol, very good!

[delorean12uk]

looks abit of a tosser to me