Rather than all the macho bhp swinging that's going on elsewhere I thought I'd start a crap cars thread... What's your slowest car (I'm assuming that none of us are foolish enough to have a D as an only car)?
Mine - DeLorean DMC-12. 0-60 in 9 ish.
(but if we go back in time, Volvo 360GLS, 0-60 in 12ish and handled even worse than the D)