right guys I've had an idea. It just so happens that on the Morning of our mini meet there is a total eclipse, which if we all hold hands and chant, we could resurrect JZ . Unfortunately where we are in blighty it won't be a full one according to the chart below, we will only see 40% coverage :-

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Therefore we would need a human sacrifice, female and here's the tough bit, the lucky candidate has got to be a virgin???
And all the guy's have got to grow beards and dye them ginger in order for this ancient resurrection ritual to work, who's with me in trying????
Now, before you 'poo poo' the idea as being absurd or even stupid, if this works, would would have 'extra' powers beyond belief with our newly resurrected 'John'. it would be possible to give the entire other club Chlamydia, and we could all have a 'selfie' with 'John' and take it turns to take him home.