tourettes tony wrote:just rung the cock, he is at the south bank taking in a show with little Em and Alex

cheers Guys, Sorry it's taken until now to thank you all, but all i've done all weekend is eat and drink with my family and it's been lovely.
It went a bit pete pong though on the way home from the theatre. I drove to meet Alex who works in upper Thames street, then we drove to the Embankment where we parked, had a slap up meal and took in a show, unfortunately on the way home, Alex had to drive because I had a couple of sherberts, and as much as love my girlfriend, she can't drive for toffee. Anyway, after a combination of her paniccing and me directing her the wrongway up a one way street we got tugged but the Met. Anyhow I tried to smooth it over, and I was mean't to say I hadn't had a drink Contsable, but I got two of the words round the wrong way and called the nice officer 'drinkastable'. Anyway after I got cautioned and they turned the car over for illegal substances, Alex finally spoke to me today, so I haven't had birthday leg-over yet!!